Nitro Mop Up ... by Chris Hyatte

I have nothing to say here...1/7/99 Mop-Up Nitro (cont) -I think it's the third hour....why else would it be time for an appearence of.... -Hulk Hogan.....you know he's back for good because Tony mysteriously forgot the name "Hulk"...of course, having Bischoff there to punch him in the head every time he uses the word "Hulk" probably helps. -Yes...Hogan is still running for President. -Yes...Hogan is still a heel. -Yes, Hogan will fight Nash tonight. -Yes, Hogan is still a dick. -Yes, Hogan is still a long winded dick. -Yes, Beefcake will be coming back before long. -No, nothing has changed. -Okay, now it's time for Tony...you know what happened by now. So let's get to it "Fans, as Hollywood Hogan walks away and you look at this.....40'000 plus on hand. If you're even THINKING about changing the channel, to our competition, fans do NOT! Because, we understand that ...Mick Foley, who wrestled here at one time under the name of "Cactus Jack' is going to win THEIR world title! Hoo...that's gonna put butts in the seats....FEH!" -Remember when I said that I was saving the obligatory letter at the top of the column for later? Well welcome to later.... "I feel your pain now ,after hearing Tony Shiavone last night I'm on a mission to end it all for him. I chose not to read the spoilers for all of last week but that rotund faggot spoiled it for me as I flip the TV back and forth. Forget your porn collection and whatever else you offered. Consider it a gift for all fans . I may not be able to take him out but it will be my life long mission to splash him with a cup filled with the substance of your choosing. Even if I have to attend(and endure) every Nitro on the east coast. DegenX4jb@aol.com Moments ago as WCW was going to commercial, Tony said, "Don't dare flip over to the competition. We understand that Mick Foley, who wrestled here as Cactus Jack, is going to win their world title." Tony is a piece of shit! I know he gets orders from above, but he said it with so much joy that you know he likes saying it. What an as**ole! What a bunch of shit! Did I mention how shitty this is. Look, I am sorry for being so crude, but this just infuriates me. Al Isaacs of Scoops said today on the news that there were rumors that WCW might give out the results of Raw like they used to. Well, I wasn't watching wrestling (I had taken a year or two sabbatical) at that time, so I didn't know WCW used to use those underhanded tactics. It was bad enough when Tony went on and on about the "10 second main event" but now this. Oh my god, he is doing it again right now as I type. This time he is making a bigger deal than before. He is going on and on. F-you Tony! F-you! Look, I had to vent, and I thought I would vent to you. I hope you have some comments on this in your Mop Up. Look, I know the results, so that is not what is upsetting. It is just wrong based on principle. Tony is truly and as**ole that I have no respect for. Paul Lucas I'm sure you saw what that f**k Tony did on Nitro this week. He leaves me with no other options. I add on the bounty of Tony's daughter! Bring me her teeth and thou shalt receive my collection of SWANK Magazines! If it wasn't for that Foley crap Tony pulled, I would have give Nitro then night just because how Goldberg finally got the tar beat out of him. Andrew Boyle Chris Hyatte Go To Page 1