Raw Mop Up ... by Chris Hyatte

It's like a dream, only....not...1/21/99 Mop-Up RAW (cont) -commercials -Ken Shamrock is lacing up his boots backstage. The knot seems to be infuriating him all to Hell. AMY: I AM NOT A HO!!!!! -That's great luv, but we're on a new topic now. Bad Ass Billy Gunn makes his way to ringside. He quickly moons the camera. AMY: OH YES!! GO BIL-LY, GO BIL-LY, GO BIL-LY -yes......quite. He grabs the mic and after eliciting screams from a plethora of girls.. AMY: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! -and she ain't no Ho kids. He grabs the mic and tells us all to suck it. Remember Billy, all it takes is a Big Mac and large fries and Amy will be MORE than willing to comply. AMY: No Chrissy, that only worked with you because it was all you're broke ass could AFFORD. Giving you head was a simple act of charity, out of pity. HYT: That would explain the quality of those "sessions", but this is WAAAAY off topic. -Out came Test to "test" Mr. Gunn....snicker snicker AMY: Oh God, you are SUCH a.....whoa, who is THAT? HYT: That is Test, new guy in town. AMY: Homina, homina, homina. he is MUCHO Mondo HYT: How is Paulo doing anyway? AMY: Who? Oh....right....Paulo..just fine, thank you. Better than you could ever be. HYT: Uh huh. AMY: Jerk -Anyway, Test looks good as he tosses Gunn around a little, he seemed unaffected by a chant of "SUCK IT". Then Gunn FLIES across the ring and nails Test with a legdrop. -Cole, "The Royal Rumble will be the most STAR STUDDED PAY PER VIEW MATCH IN HISTORY!!!!!!" Then refuses to name anyone outside the regular roster. Jesus Christ...of all the people in BROADCASTING to emulate..why pick SCHIAVONE??? AMY: I can top that! Of all the RECAPPERS to emulate, why would most of them emulate HYATTE???? HYT: Because maybe. just maybe Amy....like this column right here, I do and try things that could either score HUGE or blow up right in my face? Maybe it's because I am not afraid to take chances once in a while? While everyone else sticks to some stupid formula? AMY: Oh, so you are the rebel of the net right? HYT: Yes...damn straight! AMY: Okay, so tell me, why can't you attack other web sites again? HYT:.............. AMY: Come on, we're waiting. Let someone have it. Go ahead. -After going at it for a bit more, Shamrock runs out and attacks Gunn AMY: LOL...rebel man, RIGHT. Tell another lie why don't you. Score one for the GIRLS!!!! -Gunn ended up sprawled on the announcer's chairs, completely wrecked. Shamrock continued to lay waste to him. AMY: Shamrock is SO scary looking. Poor Billy. -Then Shamrock puts him in the Ankle Lock, a whole squadron of WWF officials Try to break it up. Teddy Long showed up to scream, "DAMMIT SHAMROCK!!! NOT ON MARTIN LUTHOR KING'S BIRTHDAY!!! THE BROTHER WAS PREACHING PEACE!!!!" The Italian racist Shamrock laughed in his face....rat bastard. AMY: So, are you saying all Italians are racist Chris? You want to make that generalization now? HYT: Not at all, merely a little humor. AMY: Oh, well I'm laughing now. HYT: By the way, how's you're brother's Iroc running? AMY: Fine...WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? HYT: Nothing at all. Just a question. -Shamrock picked up a ballpeen hammer, which coincided with a loud chant of "SHAMROCK SUCKS". That is no way to treat the World's Most Dangerous Man" AMY: That's no way to treat poor Billy Gunn. HYT: Amy, I'm going to have to let you in on a little secret... AMY: You wear women's clothes? I knew that already. HYT: No, not that. AMY: You wear a B-cup? Too late HYT: Shut up, it's not that. AMY: Then what? HYT: Wrestling is FAKE!!!! AMY: I know that, retard. I was JUST TRYING TO GET INTO THE GROOVE HERE!! HYT: yeah, okay "Stella", you go get into that groove. AMY: ASSH*LE -Spot for half-time HEAT during the Superbowl. Should be a blast. AMY: I have to agree with you there. No telling WHAT they come up with. HYT: Thank you for agreeing with me without some sort of snotty remark. AMY: You're welcome. I figured, why not, since I've been trashing you all column long so far. HYT: It's not over yet. AMY: Keep telling yourself that. You're finally outclassed, babe, get used to it. -commercials -footage of what just happened. -Backstage, we see a WWF Official set Gunn's ankle into place as Road Dog cradles him like a FAG!!!!! AMY: Well, here we go....Chrissy's breaking out the old standards again. -Gunn's ankle is forcibly set, he starts whimpering like a GIRL!! AMY: HA!! Shall I bring up the time an ingrown toenail kept you in bed sobbing for three days Babycakes? Or maybe the REAL story behind the reason I filled in for you last year? HYT: Don't go there girly! Please...don't AMY: Two week old burritos, I can't believe the readers bought that story. HYT: Amy.... AMY: Okay, only because I can get used to you saying "please", just like the old days. -Kevin Kelly talks to Owen Hart and Jeff Jarrett, who suddenly became the number 1 contenders for the tag belts.....in WCW FOR CHRISSAKES!!!!! (Must be the influence of Bret). Before Owen could detail just what they would do to Rick Steiner and Judy Bagwell...and believe me, that old bag is going to PAY -Shamrock and Bossman attacked them. Shamrock seems to still hold a grudge for getting kicked in the sac by Owen a year ago. AMY: May I ask a question? HYT: Shoot AMY: Why didn't DX run out and help Billy Gunn? HYT: Jesus woman, TRY TO KEEP WITH ME FOR ONCE!!!!! AMY: God...sorry. It was just a question. Why jump down my throat? HYT: sigh...basically because the script didn't call for a full DX/Corporation brawl yet. AMY: Thank you. Geeze. HYT: friggin'......mumble....grumble AMY: Mumbling under your breath on paper? Did you "invent" that too? HYT: Shaddup AMY: LOL, Chicks rule -video package showing Vince training with his son Shane AMY: Shouldn't Shane be getting his head shaved by Flair right about now? -Wrong guy, wrong show. try not to jump ahead, Thunder Thighs. AMY: I'll try, Cottage Cheese ass. -commercials -Backstage, the Big Bossman attacked Mankind, Mankind fought back. The camera conveniently loses reception in time for... -Dan Severn comes to the ring, apparently back and ready for action. AMY: DUH..he is in full gear you know. -Then Steve Blackman hits the ring and the fight is on. AMY: Oh joy, is this the guy who looks like a buffed up Freddie Mercury? HYT: Yup AMY: So this is where you try to stick as many old, old, OLD Queen songs into the match recap? HYT: That's the plan. AMY: Just like you ALWAYS do? Ever think of coming up with some NEW material? HYT: Umm..nope. AMY: Then fine, go do it then. I'll just quietly sit here like the rest of the audience and be bored to tears. HYT: Okay fine, F-you. I'll skip it then. AMY: No, no..go ahead and do it. HYT: No. AMY: You are SUCH a baby. -Severn gets in a low blow, then gets DQ'ed. Which makes no sense since everybody and their mother gets to drop crotch shots. AMY: Goldust doesn't. -Then Severn put on the Dragon Sleeper, which didn't put Blackman to sleep. AMY: Unlike the Top-Mop, which puts EVERYONE to sleep. -Backstage, we see Austin drinking beer... AMY: So, you are ignoring me now? -Then we see Mankind and Bossman still going at it. AMY: You're ignoring me? -commercials AMY: YOU ARE IGNORING ME??? ASSH*LE? YOU INVITED ME ON HERE, NOW YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT??? HYT: No, I am simply trying to get through the rest of RAW, we still have a LOOONG night ahead of us. AMY: True, Zimmerman would have finished RAW and have been halfway through Nitro by now HYT: yes, but Zimmerman is a.....ooh forget it AMY: No, go ahead..say it. T: Forget it. AMY: I said it before, I'll say it again, PUSSY!!! -Video montage dealing with the Rock and Mankind's upcoming RR match. Amy, are you looking forward to this match? AMY: Go Rock. He is so HOT. -..............oye f'k'n vey AMY: Excuse me? You ASKED. -The Bossman and Mankind's backstage romp spilled out into the arena just in time for.... -the second hour to arrive. AMY: This is where all the adult stuff happens right? From 10 o'clock on? -Yes, good observation.....for once AMY: I could always stay quiet. Hell, I could always leave. HYT: Yes you could, but you won't. You're too into this now. AMY: You're right. I am enjoying ripping your dumb ass to shreds. -This match was almost as nasty as the Hardcore title match. Bossman was fighting as if Mankind was..... AMY: ...a member of the NWO? Was THAT what you were about to say? HYT: No.....I was about to say......F-YOU AMY: ROTFLMAO...I LOVE blasting you. Too easy -Anywhoo, the Rock eventually came out and chaired Mankind. Then he got on headset, promised a special treat for his millions of fans, ran back into the ring, and gave Mankind a "Rock Bottom" on a chair. Of course, I'm sure Maivia could rock Amy's bottom anytime, right hon? AMY: Hey ese, You betta keep yo mouth chut man! Before I roll up with some homies and put some bullets in yo head HYT: Who is this?? Paulo? YOU GET OFF MY COLUMN YA FU**ING RUMP WRANGLER!!!!! AMY: YEAH, CHOO TALK TUFF WHEN PAULLO AIN'T THERE DON'CHA ESE HYT: I BANGED YOU'RE MAMA FOR 5 PESOS AND A TACO...HER AND THAT MUSTACHE AMY: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE COLUMBIAN NECKTIE HOMES!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOWRIDER HYT: TELL YOUR PAPPY TO CUT MY LAWN!! AND CORONA SUCKS!! AMY: It's me Chrissy, I'm back. Paulo took off HYT: KEEP THAT MUTT OFF MY COLUMN KIDDO!!! BEFORE I DECIDE TO END THESE FUN AND GAMES AND GET SERIOUS!! AMY: Oh shut up, you won't do anything, you silly little man. HYT: Fu**ing Tostado licker AMY: Him or me? HYT: BOTH!!!!!!!! AMY: Be careful honeybunch, or I might tell him where you live. Him AND his mama HYT: BRING IT ON!!!!!! AMY: Calm down, take a breath, and realize that you are SO outclassed this week. HYT: huff....huff..... AMY: Good boy, now go ahead and tell your little jokes. IF you behave, I'll forget this whole incident. -Backstage, we see Mark Henry following Chyna around, he appears perturbed -and Austin is still waiting for something AMY: maybe he's waiting for something funny in here? God knows I am. -commercials -backstage, Vince is making sure Kane understands what he has to do in his match with Maivia. The Rock calls Kane a "retard". AMY: That's not nice!! HYT: No Amy, it isn't....neither is having that dopey eyed COUCH HUMPER SHOW UP IN MY GODDAM COLUMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMY: Gee, I wonder why Paulo BOTHERS you so much?? HYT: Shaddup AMY: LOL -Chyna comes to the ring, oh Lord, she's about to speak. Amy, do you like Chyna? AMY: She's a girl right? -That's the rumor. AMY: Then WHOO HOO...GIRL POWER!!!!!! -Alrighty then....Chyna had the mic and called out Mark henry, she even called him "numbnuts" -Mark Henry comes out. We see his "Momma" sitting in the seats. Chyna informs him that he has to "come clean with the REAL truth, or she will humiliate him in front of everyone!! AMY: HA HA HA ROTFLMFAOBT HUGE HYT:What is so funny? AMY: Ha ha, this is EXACTLY like what is going on here!!! It's so parallel it's uncanny!!! HYT: I don't get it? AMY: Of course you wouldn't.....NUMBNUTS....YOU didn't come clean, so here I am humiliating YOU in front of dozens. HYT: oh... AMY: HA HAHAAA...GO CHY-NA, GO CHY-NA, GO CHY-NA, GO CHY-NA -Henry pleaded some more, then came out with the truth. They didn't do the "wild thing", they didn't do the "mild thing", they didn't do "no-thing". Which is a double negative which actually means that they DID do something, but Mark dropped brains for brawn a LOOONG time ago, so it's understandable AMY: You are a RASCIST!! HYT: NO I'M NOT!!! HE'S A OLYMPIC WEIGHT LIFTER YOU DUMB BROAD!!!!! IT'S PERFECTLY REASONABLE TO ASSUME THAT HE SKIPPED A LOT OF CLASSES TO GO TO THE GYM AND WORK HIS LEGS!!!!!!! STOP TRYING TO CALL ME OUT ON EVERYTHING I GODDAM SAY!!!! AMY: Okay! You MAY have a point. I retract that. HYT: Thank you. AMY: moron HYT: cooze AMY: deadworm living in your pants HYT: Salsa swallower. AMY: loser -........so, even though Henry took it ALL back, Chyna refused to let him off the hook, because she is a BALL BREAKING SHREW JUST LIKE ALL WOMEN ARE!!!!! AMY: You're DAMN straight!! Mess with US and we will F*CK YOUR WORLD!!!!!! -The tape rolled, we see Sammi console Henry after getting crotched by Terri Runnels last week AMY: GO TER-RI, GO TER-RI. GO TER-RI -That's quite enough of THAT! We see Sammi simulate oral pleasure on Henry for a few seconds, Henry seems to like it. -Then he grabs her ass, her dress is lifted.. AMY: Here it comes......ha ha -He goes for her snatch and.... -YANKS HIS HAND BACK!!! HE FELT A PENIS!!!!!!!! AMY: Isn't this where you call Henry a FAG? -Henry starts to puke in the toilet, then Sammi pulls off her wig..revealing a short clipped blonde head of hair. (Oh Jesus...PATTERSON PROCREATED!!!!!!! PATTERSON HAD A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AMY: Oh, more Patterson jokes, how refreshing. never heard THOSE before. -Back to the ring, Chyna screamed, "IT'S A MAN BABY, then apologized to Henry's mother, then crotched Henry and walked away. Henry limped over to his mother, who swatted him on the behind, then escorted him away with a cute little smile in her face. She seemed to enjoy this. AMY: GIRLS RULE WHOO HOOOOOOO, WHO HOOOOOO HYT: Yeah, too bad the men own everything!! AMY: Yeah? Well Tim Allen just called, he wants compensation for you stealing that joke HYT: Nevermind that Amy, did you think that was too overdone? AMY: Yes I did HYT: So, you're saying that you wouldn't go down on a black man? AMY: I DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL YOU JERK!!!! HYT: Oh, so you WOULD? Is it true that once you had black, you never go back? AMY: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OF THE SORT!!!! I look at the INNER person, not the OUTER!!!! It doesn't matter to me WHAT color their skin is, or what ethnic group they belong to. HYT: Inner huh? So why did you go with me? AMY: Because I saw something in you a long time ago, an inner sweetness, which is now long dead apparently. Good job Chris, you destroyed the only good thing about you. HYT: Right, what about my rapier wit? AMY: You do rape a lot of good humor out there, then throw the remains into this column, that's for sure. HYT: So, is it true? AMY: Is what true? HYT: Once you had black, you never go back? AMY: I wouldn't know, send Maivia over and I'll tell you. Or D-Lo HYT: D-LO?? AMY: Yeah, he's cute. May I make a rhyme of my own that sort of goes along with the black thing? HYT: Go ahead. AMY: Hey girls, Don't sleep with Chris, "cause there's a LOT he'll miss HYT: Oh, how lovely. AMY: Thank you. HYT: I tried as hard as I could. AMY: I know, that's the sad part. HYT: I'm going to move along now. AMY: yeah, you'd better. -commercials -Backstage, Mark Henry's Mother is still chastising her boy, but not too hard. -Backstage, Patterson and Brisco are busy lacing up and arguing over who would pin Chyna. Patterson wanted to draw straws, Brisco said that it wouldn't be fair, since Pat's "straw" tends to be a bit more.....longer..whenever he's at an arena with these pumped up wrestlers. AMY: Okay, that was pretty funny, I'll admit it. HYT: Oh thanks. AMY: It was funnier the FIRST SIX TIMES YOU TOLD IT though. -Al Snow came to the ring looking for either his head. Then Goldust came out with Snow's Head in a URN!!! MY GOD THEY........ AMY:...rip off everything...yeah, yeah, yeah HYT: Hey Amy, do YOU have Snow's Head? AMY: No. HYT: Do you have ANY head to give? AMY: Plenty, but none for you...sorry HYT: What a tragic loss for me. It was like humping a (EDITED BY SCOOPS FOR YOUR PROTECTION!!! WE'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THIS, YOU TWO ) AMY: You never complained before! HYT: That's because a starving man doesn't complain about the stale bread -Oh, wait, Snow just grabbed referee Teddy Long and demanded head...Long backed right off screaming, "Uh uhh, you got the WROOOOOONG brother, brother" -Goldust was DQ'ed for no reason other than he pointed at the ropes Scott Hall/.Clique style...this infuriated Long enough to have the bell rung. Teddy's hatred for those Atlanta hillbillies run DEEP I tells ya' Dustin still gave Snow the Shattered Dreams tho'. AMY: Can I ask something? HYT: No...This recap has gone long enough, you go shave something while I wrap it up. AMY: F*CK you, I'm staying. HYT: Then keep the interruptions to a minimum while I make our way to Nitro okay? AMY: NO, I'll speak when I WANT too. HYT: Well, try to pick your spots then. -Austin is backstage -so isn't Patterson and Brisco, both are claiming that Vince wants HIM to make the pin. At one point, Pat asks Brisco, "What are you smoking? And would you like to try a "Pat Filtered?" AMY: Oh God, you should quit the jokes for a while. They really are crashing out Dude. It's sad now. -commercials -UT made an "I'm so Evil, I have to pinch myself" speech that bored me so much that I fast forwarded through it. You can zip through it Amy. AMY: Is he supposed to be Satan? -Either that or Kevin Sullivan. -commercials -Chyna hits the ring AMY: WHOO HOOOOO -Oh please stop....footage from last week where Chyna wrecked Vince's RR plans. AMY: woo hoo -...........ahem, Patterson and Brisco come out. It's an sorta/inter gender handicapped match AMY: Chyna is ALL woman, but STILL more man than you could EVER be. In fact, you take a break and I'LL cover this! HYT: Okay, be my guest AMY: Thank You...Patterson and Brisco stalled for time before getting tuned up by a WOMAN! Brisco started it out, and grabbed Chyna around by the waist. He takes her down. CHYNA sits out of it and gets on top of Brisco because she RULES! Brisco reaches for the ropes, but Chyna applies a half nelson. Brisco still makes it. Anything you wish to add Chrissy? HYT: Nope, go right ahead, you're doing fine AMY: Good boy. Brisco tags in Patterson. Pat ( I can't see ANYTHING wrong with him. He looks perfectly straight to me) stares off with my girlfriend and points his finger at her. She takes it and WRENCHES IT backwards. Pat wails in pain. Chyna goes for a punch, but Pat catches her and picks her up in an airplane spin. He spins her around and around, then gets dizzy himself and falls down. HYT: I have to cut in. Cole and Lawler had a funny exchange here... Cole, "What's that maneuver called, King?" Lawler, "I don't know, I haven't seen an airplane spin in about 30 years!" AMY: So Chris, do YOU remember the Airplane Spin? HYT: Yes, I remember Mike (VK Wallstreet) Rotunda used to use it early on. AMY: I asked only because weren't you like 20, thirty years ago? HYT: Yes Amy, and I was humping your mother...so be nice to your daddy AMY:....ugh...that's sick HYT: Yeah, well, I'm sick of this column AMY: Hey, you'll remember this, next time you open your mouth about me or any other girl!. HYT: JUST FINISH THE MATCH RECAP!!! AMY: Okay, Pat was dizzy, so Brisco shoved him out of the ring. Brisco tried a bodyslam, but Chyna backflipped out of it and turned it into an Atomic Drop. Then she attacked Patterson, who tried to sneak up on her bad self. Chyna threw him into Brisco, Brisco's HEAD COLLIDED WITH PAT'S GROIN!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure Chris has to have SOMETHING to say on that one!!! HYT: .............. AMY: Anything? HYT: nope AMY: Oh come on sweetheart! It IS you're column after all, even though I completely humiliated you in it. Have some pride and say SOMETHING HYT:............................. AMY: Okay fine, be grumpy. Then Patterson snuck up behind Chyna and gave her a CROTCH CHOP!!!! Come on Chrissy poo....ANYTHING? HYT:.......................... AMY: sigh, so sad, so sad. To see a grown man beaten like this. Before dozens of people HYT: Try thousands. AMY: Okay, THOUSANDS. Anyway, Chyna grabbed BOTH STOOGES my their groins and squeezed. That went on for a bit, then Chyna sat on the corner post, being patient and good spirited enough to let them regroup. Then that nasty old Patterson shoved her off the ropes and onto the outside ring floor. This made SABLE come out.....YEAAAH SISTERS ARE DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!! HYT:........................ AMY: Oh, what a fuddy duddy....Sable made her way down to the ring, but that UGLY Luna came out and knocked her down. What's her dilly anyway? Why doesn't she help out the GIRLS? Do you know why Chris? HYT:.............................. AMY: Humph then, Patterson threw Chyna into the ring, Brisco hit a funny version of the "Corporate Elbow", then tried a pin. Only Patterson pulled him off. Then Patterson went for the pin, but Brisco pulled him off, and took Pat's PANTS HALFWAY DOWN HIS ASS IN THE PROCESS!!!!! ohh Chriiiiiiiisssssssy, anything YOU wish to add? HYT: Nope AMY: God, what's wrong with you anyway? HYT:................. AMY: Then Chyna took a face full of powder. That announcer person claimed that he HASN'T seen that in 30 years, Dude, I saw someone do that 2 weeks ago, Hellooooo? AMY: Now this was sick, Patterson and Brisco started to pat Chyna's ass and jiggle her breasts, NOT cool. Lawler commented that Pat didn't seem to like that move. Does CHRIS have any comment? HYT: ................... AMY: sigh. Chyna rebounds, hits both of them with DDTs, lays one on top of the other, sits on both of them, and gets the PINFALL!!! GOGOGOGOGOGOGGGGGOOOO CHYNA YYYYEEEEAHHHHH...You're kicking ass out there and I'm kicking ass in HERE!!! WHOOO HOOOOOO. Chyna walked away in triumph, and I triumphantly give the recap back to Chris...anything YOU want to say, stud? HYT: Happy birthday Pat. AMY: Oh right, like THAT was the reason you stayed quiet. HYT: No. Happy birthday Pat and F-YOU to any reader who gets "disappointed" whenever Pat does something and I don't cover it "properly"......if you don't like the way I do things around here...then leave and NEVER COME BACK!! AMY: I'm sorry folks, you have to forgive my ex boyfriend/current bitch. He's depressed because I've been ripping him a new ass all column long, and we STILL have a 3 hour Nitro to go! HYT: F-You AMY: ooh, that hurts. Poor baby. It's not nice getting your ass kicked for a change is it? -backstage, Austin is still plodding while Vince and the Rock are still plotting. -commercials -The Rock comes out with members of the Corporation. He is in civilian attire. -Kane comes out. Vince grabs him for a last minute lecture. Then he grabs the mic and says that there will be no REAL match, all the Rock has to do is put his finger on Kane's chest, Kane goes down, and they go home. AMY: MY GOD!!! THEY ARE ABOUT TO RIP OFF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! HYT: ??????? AMY: Sorry, but I knew YOU wouldn't do it.....assh*le -Kane seemed reluctant, Vince warned him not to be stupid..and to just fall down. Kane gave Vince the old cross armed F-off. Cole and Lawler freaked in unison. -Then Maivia clipped Kane's leg from behind....thus the weekly WCW F-You was complete. The Corporation all ganged up on Kane a little, then the Rock ran solo. Amy, who do YOU want to win this? AMY: The Rock, of course. I smell what he is cooking. -okaaaayy, err...it's a back and forth match....it went outside, where the Rock grabbed the headset and mouthed off a bit. Kane grabbed him by the neck, Maivia kicked him down below, then commented that it felt like he just kicked a "damn pillow" AMY: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!! HYT: Excuse me? AMY: I'll be nice, so nevermind :) -Corporate Elbow right on the money. -Kane with the chokeslam -The Corporation runs in.... -Mankind runs in with a chair. Test takes a nice shot. Good sell. -The Rock runs. he's up the ramp and turns to yell at Foley AMY: Who? -Mankind......Austin comes up behind the Rock. Rock turns around, stares at Austin...Mankind clips him with a chair. The Rock goes down, Austin gives him the birds, then give Vince the birds. Vince stares at them furiously. The show ends on that note. AMY: It was GREAT!!! Go CHYNA..YEAH HYT: Why don't you scream "Girl Power" again? AMY: Okay, GIRL POWER!!!!! HYT: Thank you, Tuna Spice. Time to head on over to Nitro. see you there Chris Hyatte
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