-footage from last week when Kimberly took a tumble out of the car....Tony analysized it as if it was the Zapruder film......Bobby Heenan had joined the fun.

-Hey, for THIS angle, WCW is admitting that Page and Kimberly are married. Good for those two kids.

-The Announcers say that Page does NOT want the TV title this Sunday...this time...it's personal.

-More footage of Kimberly being loaded up in an ambo.....I came to the conclusion....she TOOK the tumble...no stunt girl.....but she was HEAVILY padded up......she wore two puch up bras.

-commercials

-The Nitro Girls were with the announcers....no smiles here..it was serious bizness....

-Tony asked Spyce what she felt when she saw what happened. Spyce said that she felt "so many things at one time", especially Zbyszko's hand running up up her leg from behind as she tried to watch the tape. Then Larry brought out his 5 Iron......then the real fun began.

-Then Tony asked Whysper to say something.....Whysper said, "Yopu take your time Kimberly, I'll keep the show going in YOUR (right there I SWEAR I heard her snort) honor...I have the reigns now....tee hee" Ahh...power plays in the world of big titties.....God Bless them.

-MORE footage of when Piper beat Hart...I guess they wanted to drill it into our heads that Piper is still a big deal.

-commercials

-Bret Hart came to the ring...

-Will Sasso came to the ring with Deborah Wilson from Mad TV.....sigh

-Sasso is one FAT dude.....

-Tenay took this opportunity to plug Goldberg's appearence on Leno this Friday. Does Leno have ALL of WCW now? He is such a disgrace......I kind of hope Johnny carson would die just so I could say he was rolling in his grave

-Hart destroyed fatso....and the chick turned heel and joined him......you know, even if NOBODY watched this segment and the ratings said that 00.0 was the number for this segement, WCW would STILL get more and more celebrities in there. Because Bischoff is now officially desperate.

-commercials

-The NWO finally arrived. Hogan came out wearing his ski mask. He also had the title belt, the mustache sticking out of the mouth hole, and that Hulk laugh of his....but Tony STILL WASN'T SURE IF THIS WAS HOGAN!!!!!

-The NWO hit the ring, then Hogan told them to leave so he could have the spotlight......either that or they left on their own....I wasn't paying attention.

-So, he was alone now. Hogan thought that he would be kind enough to give Ric Flair a pre-Superbrawl title shot and give the fans a thrill tonight...right now....that is a darn nice gesture on his part...gee.

-Hogan gave Flair a ten count to get out there and get his title shot.....he made it to 8 when...

-Roddy Piper limped out....Tony and the boys had kittens, the fans cheered with politness, but not much else.

-Piper grabbed the mic, called Hogan the "bald Boy George" (wow...he's SO current) then announced that HE would fight him tonight instead of Flair...

-Of course, Hogan said no...but you know how these things always turn out...

-Tony, "WHOOOOOAAA...HOGAN AND PIPER...FOR THE WORLD TITLE.....RIGHT HERE ON NITRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-I have to ask.....anyone out there marking out right now? Anyone??

-Let me rephrase.....anyone out there care about this one match? Any WCW fan?

-Scott Hall came out and cattle prodded Piper's ass.......too bad Vince kept that "Shockproof" vest that Piper used during his feud with the Mountie some time ago.....he REALLY could have used it now.

-Oh yeah....mygodtheyripoffeverything......of course, you nitwits can't even answer my trivia questions...so you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

-A truck pulled up and some hick discovered the body of Ric Flair.....he lifted him and brought him to his pick up. Flair whimpered something about going to the Fairgrounds...the driver was only too happy to oblige.

-one question...why didn't the camera man do anything? He was apparently there the whole time?

-commercials

-uh oh....crazy, nutty, angle development underway.......a lawyer is on camera announcing that Scott Steiner is suing Dallas Page for being such a suck nut. I may hire a lawyer to sue Nitro for making me feel a little more dumber each and every Monday.

-NWO Wolfpack clip where Luger and Elizabeth discuss those dumb ass Mexicans.

-commercials

-Video clip fest highlighting the greatest moments from last week......since they had the largest possible audience last week, the most obvious question is WHY???????????????

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-Hey...Scotty Riggs has finally lost that eyepatch!!!

-Hey....Mike Enos finally lost the word "Enos" stapled across his ass

-Hey....They are fighting Benoit and Malenjko tonight in a tag team tourny deal

-Hey.....cyclops or no, Riggs still sucks

-Hey....name across his ass or no...Enos still sucks

-Hey...this match took a year

-Hey...there was even some

-commercials

-during this match.

-Hey...guess who won. Just Imagine...it's easy if you try

-commercials

-more stuff with the blonde...this has gone beyond fun to goof on now.

-The girl is cute, she's pretty hot really.....but she's a blonde.....We've seen roughly 12'000 of them on TV and the movies by now.

-commercials

-Michael Buffer told us that if we were ready, Bret Clarke may come out and work tonight.

-Then the NWO came out in force.....Hogan babbled some...I'm too tired to pay any more attention...

-Flair made it to the building with seconds to spare...just enough time to get his ass whipped some more....

-Benoit and Malenko too......because the NWO rules and the Horsemen blow under Bischoff's steel grip. The show ended with 8 guys beating the crap out of 3....the 3 guys were all white by the way...not that I am making allegations or anything.

Nitro sucked, quite frankly....worse than last week really. It's funny, I REALLY thought they had reached their lowest point during Hogan/Warrior two last October....but no, they apparently have many more depths to plunge. I really hope they can get it back together soon....because they really do need something to give them a reboost.

RAW wins, Nitro loses, I have no time for closers, but at least this made it on Wednesday. Next week, lots of cool stuff, and I say farewell...this time, for REAL.

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