The Midnight News 8.17.01 

Posted By Hyatte on 08.17.01

Flair, Hogan, Savage, Austin, HHH, HBK, Sammartino, Andre, Scaia doing gay porn, I just had an accident in my pants. 

I lied, none of those names in the teaser are in this report.

I am very, very drunk. But it's a lucid kind of buzz... I'm just oh whatthephuck do YOU care...

Read the newsboard for the news... I must go puke and sleep... hopefully these acts will be done seperately and far, far away from each other.

Bob Ryder told me that Vince Russo was not the person who wrote that anonymous rant against MECW for Scherer last week. He did NOT, however, correct me on anything else I said yesterday. I am starting to think the relationship between Bob & Dave is more business than friendly... but that's just me.

I will be getting laid this weekend... hooray for me. His name is Glen and he's in the food service industry. He has a great ass.

Someone wrote to me and told me a story about how Buff Bagwell brought a "rat" on a road tour with him... well, after the tour, nine months after the tour, Buff was there to watch his rat pop out a healthy baby...

Oh, and the baby was black.

Moral of the story, NEVER bring your rats out on the road with you.

Theres ya goddam news... 

I'm going to do that puke/sleep thing now. Oh christ... oh F**k

icckkk.. fu**in sonafa... amend that last statement... now I'm gonna go do that cleanup/sleep thing... DAMMIT... wait, I don't remember eating hotdogs tonight?

thiis hy7